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The Kroegster

The legend himself

Chad Kroeger is the musical genius behind Nickelback's inspiring vocals. He was here since the beginning of time singing songs about photographs and bein' a big rock star.

Facts about the KroegsterEdit

The almighty Kroegster came into existence before time itself began just because he felt like it. He knew that he was destined to become a big rock star and live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars and have the girls come easy and the drugs come cheap and stay skinny cause he just won't eat and hang out in the coolest bars in the VIP with the movie stars.

His PhotographEdit

Everyone who crosses paths with the great Kroegster must look at his photograph. It makes him laugh every single time. It consists of a girl with red eyes standing next to Kroegy's buddy Joey, to this day Kroeg still doesn't know what the hell is on Joey's head.